Wednesday 22 July 2015

Software Engineer Life


Aim :- To become Project Manager one day and not do single work.

Motivations :- Friday Night and Weekend keeps us going.

Purpose :- To earn money just to survive. That's it.

Strength :- Can sit for hours like a statue.

Weakness :-  Easily Persuaded . Trained in Java, worked on Mainframe and always ready to be persuaded to work on anything.

Hobby :- Staring girls, Eating pizzas, Talking on phone with clients.

Interests :- Quaterly variable, bonuses, shift allowance, salary hike.

Achievements :- Few years of experience, some  certifications.

One thing we want to do :- Resignation without prior notification.

One thing we all have in common : New year resolution i.e. To start gymming.

One thing we are best at :- Finding excuses for being late, unplanned leaves, work not on time, code failure in production.

One thing we are poor at :- Meeting manager's expectations.

One thing we do frequently :- Planning trips to Goa, Leh laddakh, Shimla, Manali, Munnar and Thailand.

One thing we can't live without :- Google and Stackoverflow.

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